The New & Improved Audio.

So it’s been no less than a whole year since we’ve had our dog Audio groomed. It may be that long since she’s actually had a bath! That’s what having a new baby does I guess.

But we finally anted up today and took her to be primped. Here’s the before and after….



Quite a transition….she looks like criminal in a mug shot in the top picture!


He’s Almost Here.

Cruz is knockin at the door! His due date is November 7th and Jess is beginning to feel light small contractions every once in a while!

Everyone keeps asking me “so…are you ready!?”

I don’t know what to say to that question. I mean…I think I’m ready. Can you really ever ‘be ready’?

Anyways, I’ll be committed to keeping you guys updated here on the progress of little Cruz.

I can only hope and trust the the Lord will give me the heart and wisdom to be the father that He designed me to be…

The Title Befits Me At The Moment…

The title of my blog is feeling way too ‘spot on’ right about now…

To all you fine friends that care to drop by here and there, I apologize for the severe lack of witty excerpts and notions from yours truly. I’ve just felt very “not creative” these last couple of weeks.

I’m just not being motivated to write about anything that’s happening right now for some reason. Sure I guess I could write about politics and the crumbling economy and music and all the other stuff that I’m ‘supposed’ to be writing about but it just sounds mundane to me right now…just being honest.

So just letting you guys know that I’m not dead in a ditch somewhere, I’m just feeling very uncreative.

I’ll be back to the standard of which Guard of The Lard would be proud of in a couple of days I’m sure…

So don’t delete me or anything psycho like that.  🙂


I just got done literally scalping my back lawn because I was fed up with the moderate infestation of these little bastards in my yard:

Granted, the common “earwig” or “pincher bug” if you will looks downright ferocious but it’s rather harmless. I was just sick and tired of them coming in my house….so I went frickin Rambo on my grass.

I may have killed it.

We’ll see in a week I guess.